mother's day is today, my family didnt celebrate it at all. not that i dont love my mum and all. its just that when i woke up, my mom was already yelling and scolded my sis. i kind of miss out the action in the begining. so even if we wanted to celebrate it, my mom will just start scolding.
i was sitting there at the table with my headphones on and i realise how my mom scolded my sis was kind of hilarious. she wld diao at my sis then lashed out a couple of blabberish. after one wave she would walk away, then 3 seconds later she would walk back and scold the second wave. and this repeats for alost the entire day. i really admire her stamina. i think my mom got her stamina from scolding me in my early days of existence till today, even after i passed my baton to my sis. pms queen. my sis is oso a chip of the old block. another bitcher. non-stop.
stayed home for 2 the weekend. wanted to be a kuai boy for a change. my grandma has gone for a holiday. now i have nobody to crap to. o, there still my pillow.
how can people sleep with their underwear on? wouldnt you feel uptight and stuffy with all those restraints?
anyway, 2 days not goin out measn 2 days not scolding anything vulgar at home.its kind of hard not pointing the middle finger at home. there is so many instances and where i desperately have to point it. usually people would point it when other people's back are turned or go to the bathroom and scold whatever you want or gestured in anyway you want with the mute button on of course. i have realised the significance of the middle finger since my early existence. its a powerfull tool, an international favorite. i haven heard of a place where pointing the middle finger means smth positive. however its magnitude and scale have slowly been diminished due to overusage in our society where hatered is rampant. everyone is pointing it as and when one wishes. one would ask another whether he has taken his dinner, the reply would be curt and straight forward- talk to my middle finger. the ultimate would be pointing it at someone for no reason but for the fun of it. try pointing to somebody in iraq, you have something pointed at you instead.
a case study: the evolution of the middle finger
love is in the air
Happy Mother's Day to all _____ out there.
let's boycott underwear.
i was sitting there at the table with my headphones on and i realise how my mom scolded my sis was kind of hilarious. she wld diao at my sis then lashed out a couple of blabberish. after one wave she would walk away, then 3 seconds later she would walk back and scold the second wave. and this repeats for alost the entire day. i really admire her stamina. i think my mom got her stamina from scolding me in my early days of existence till today, even after i passed my baton to my sis. pms queen. my sis is oso a chip of the old block. another bitcher. non-stop.
stayed home for 2 the weekend. wanted to be a kuai boy for a change. my grandma has gone for a holiday. now i have nobody to crap to. o, there still my pillow.
how can people sleep with their underwear on? wouldnt you feel uptight and stuffy with all those restraints?
anyway, 2 days not goin out measn 2 days not scolding anything vulgar at home.its kind of hard not pointing the middle finger at home. there is so many instances and where i desperately have to point it. usually people would point it when other people's back are turned or go to the bathroom and scold whatever you want or gestured in anyway you want with the mute button on of course. i have realised the significance of the middle finger since my early existence. its a powerfull tool, an international favorite. i haven heard of a place where pointing the middle finger means smth positive. however its magnitude and scale have slowly been diminished due to overusage in our society where hatered is rampant. everyone is pointing it as and when one wishes. one would ask another whether he has taken his dinner, the reply would be curt and straight forward- talk to my middle finger. the ultimate would be pointing it at someone for no reason but for the fun of it. try pointing to somebody in iraq, you have something pointed at you instead.
a case study: the evolution of the middle finger
love is in the air
Happy Mother's Day to all _____ out there.
let's boycott underwear.
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